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WHAT in person
WHERE anywhere
WHEN day 106

[ all around town there are little origami animals with sticky notes on them that say 'pick me up and learn about me'

— which, if you do pick them up then you'll gain one of those animal traits. Maybe fox ears, sparrow wings, so forth and so on. It'll only last for a few hours . . . but do be careful about picking up too many. Do you really want 17 pairs of ears on your head. . .? ]

Comments

[selfidentitytheft]

You are welcome to try reorganizing the library under that logic, but personally I will accept a world where Dr. Seuss is not a terrifying nature documentarian.

[rulesbyheart]

Look what we found, in the park, in the dark. We will take him home. We will call him Clark.

[selfidentitytheft]

Yep. Terrifying.

[rulesbyheart]

Why? For all you know Clark is a cute lost kitten.

[selfidentitytheft]

Dude, from the 'verse that brought the Cat in the Hat, I'm not trusting kittens either.

[rulesbyheart]

Yeah, they're not the most trustworthy I guess.

[selfidentitytheft]

A whole litter of Cats in the Hat. Just a trail of breaking & entering destruction everywhere.

[rulesbyheart]

... not to freak you out or anything, but I've seen that happen.

[selfidentitytheft]

Uh. Really?

[rulesbyheart]

They weren't wearing hats.

[selfidentitytheft]

But they were tall anthropomorphic cats?

[rulesbyheart]

More like a swarm. Cat swarm.

[selfidentitytheft]

A swarm. How and why was there a swarm of cats.

[rulesbyheart]

Magic. Dark magic, if you like.

It's complicated.

[selfidentitytheft]

I know a magic cat, but all he does is run a hotel. Go big or go home, I guess??

[rulesbyheart]

This was a witch.

[selfidentitytheft]

Okay, that makes more sense. That's a witchy thing to do.