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[help_wanted]

WHAT in person
WHERE AROUND TOWN
WHEN day 105

[ every like 5 feet there is a stand trying to sell you jello shots

some are alcoholic and some aren't.


that's all everything else is fine and normal what's up ]

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[leaveshishaton]

[standing in front of a table that is selling only lime jello shots

blinking]

Why is this place like this...

[clocked_out]

Ahah, is that jello.

[punchiest]

[ ayer has been challenged to eat like 40 jello shots and he's gonna fucking do it. ]

[cannonbeauty]

Don’t do that too quickly.

[she knows he won’t back down from a challenge but he should at least do it responsibly(???)]

[cw_suicide]

[so many. jellos.

but also finds out they're alcoholic, so. SHOT SHOT S-SHOT SHOT SHOT S-SHOT]

[takehisheadoff]

[ u get a text from yanno ]

hey

[cw_suicide]

[a text u say]

yo!

[takehisheadoff]

[ his texts come at like. a kind of slow pace. ]

how your face

[cw_suicide]

[not suspicious at all. probably hungover?]

probably better than yours, knowing you. be sure to ice it.

[takehisheadoff]

His knee isn't that hard.

[cw_suicide]

it definitely broke it tho

[takehisheadoff]

it did! I thought he was going to be more rough, but I see he's very gentle.

[cw_suicide]

he only didn't because i told him not to.

[takehisheadoff]

i meant, i wouldn't have minded if he had been.

[cw_suicide]

i know. that's why i told him not to.

[look, not gonna enable that shit okok]

[honoraria]

[holding a fancy-looking jello shot flight and looking e x t r e m e l y unsure about the whole idea]

Jello? Really?

[mindinthegittern]

...well, it's... novel?

[honoraria]

Well, yes, but it seems...inefficient.

[mindinthegittern]

[bemused]

There's a goal with these?

[but he catches on]

Oh—it's alcoholic, I guess?

[honoraria]

[nods]

These ones are, anyway.

[mindinthegittern]

That explains a lot about why people are willing to swallow them.

[honoraria]

[laughs]

You're right about that.

[mindinthegittern]

Are they different flavours, or just different colours?

[honoraria]

[:|b]

Flavors too, I think? I'm not sure.

[mindinthegittern]

Maybe we should find out.