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[help_wanted]

WHAT in person
WHERE anywhere
WHEN Day 97

[ btw chocolate is on sale like 40% off most places cuz VALENTINE'S DAY IS COMING so there's also a bunch of stupid like kiosk's and stores selling like. HEART HOLDING TEDDY BEARS, SEX TOYS, SEXY LINGERIE, INNOCENT CHOCOLATES, PERFUME IDK anything that could be considered LOVEY DOVEY or SEXY or FOR SEXY TIMES or for CUTE CUDDLE TIMES or WHATEVER is everywhere

cant escape the SEASON OF LOVE. ]

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[takehisheadoff]

[ windowshopping at the mall while eating. . . a crepe. . .!? everything is sort of given the same polite interest, from chocolate on sale to dildos so you know. ]

[leaveshishaton]

Is this seriously for Valentines...?

[knowsgrowsnow]

[ did you know there's an entire stash of boozey and also 'other drugs' chocolates at this kiosk. ]

Wow, romantic.

[inhibiting]

[ she's wearing a white shorts and a bright pink shirt with a long grey cardigan-like shawl and also bright pink shoes and her hair is pulled up in a ponytail. she normally just wears the same pastel blues but lately she's been branching out. . .

anyway, thoroughly examining different cute like teddy bear with chocolate sets. there's like 50. she's going to be here a while. ]

[nakedeye]

[looking through the items]

What's this holiday...?

[clocked_out]

Yo.

[Wandering up behind her.]

[flamingprick]

[Oh no she's cute.]

Having trouble deciding?

[coldhand]

[going shopping got real interesting today.

this is

not really as planned.

Bucky might be staring at one of the displays of sex toys, a little lost about what some of them even do.]

[divasterous]

[popping up beside her]

Fascinating, right?

[takinginvain]

[someone has found a pile of plushes in a store and is just

lying sunk into the middle of them

alternating between smoking and eating chocolate

he looks real unhappy


((pLEASE BE KIND AND FILL OUT THE BRIEF SURVEY ABOUT YOUR SOUL))]

[30more]

[ this is the funniest shit ive seen in a really long time

time 2 laugh at lucifer ]

[cw_underage]

Elise-chaaaan!

[ there's a little girl hidden somewhere else under the pile of plushies, staying absolutely quiet

and there's a middle-aged man seeming to look for her hmmmm ]

[ahorseforgood]

[there's a horse walking through the mall for some reason

she pauses and stares at him through the glass of the storefront

w o w]

[deicider]

I can't fault anything about your situation, but you seem depressed.

[rightwingman]

[how much discount chocolate can one angel fit in a shopping basket? ANSWER: A LOT.]

You're going to get kicked out if you keep doing that. Cigarette smoke will make the plushes stink.

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ hmmm

hmmmmmmmmm ]

You seem awfully displeased for a person covered in plush toys.

[flamingprick]

[For extra soul-fun we can say he's got his sword slung across his back in it's carry-bag today.]

I don't think I've ever seen someone so unhappy about chocolate before.

[turnonmycharm]

[oh NO THANK YOU]

[stares for a moment, then turns to the door]

[deicider]

[Sniper is sex toy shopping. Trying out various vibrators and looking displeased.]

This sucks.

[clocked_out]

[Dave has walked passed the sex toy display like 10 times now. He has lingered in front of it fake-texting. Finally, now that no-one he knows can possibly see him, he enters the shop and tries to vibrator shop as quickly as possible. Except there are like 10 models so he gets distracted trying to puzzle it all out.]

[30more]

[ wow too bad someone saw you go in here and be indecisive ]

Lost your way?

[selfidentitytheft]

I'm too single for this...

[though he is still browsing through the chocolates. got to note where all the good chocolate is for the February 15th sales]

[flamingprick]

You never know, you might get chocolates from someone.

[That's always been Rin's hope.]

[nakedeye]

[reads a sale sign, puzzled]

"Valentine's day"?

[selfidentitytheft]

You don't know it?

[flamingprick]

[Someone is looking pissed off while standing near a display of chocolates.]

I can't believe I'm gonna miss Valentine's day! I bet Shiemi would've made good chocolate...

[That is a lie but let him live with his rose-tinted memories.]

[kimaris]

[ ... this poor boy ]

A friend of yours?

[kimaris]

[ okay at least all of the xxx rated stuff makes sense on valentines day, so he kind of expected it, and thus is not surprised whatsoever and is deftly lingering everywhere else.

but he is buying chocolates.

like, kind of too many? way too many for one person. and they're all being wrapped really nicely and seem way too expensive for just buying it for himself, etc. ]

[divasterous]

[looking at a shop window full of All Of This Crap with . . . distinct interest, shifting from foot to foot]

Oh!

[starspangledman]

[wandering through, the sight of Vasily window shopping there gives him pause]

Oh?