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[deathblossomisready]

WHAT JOB FAIR!
WHERE in the park and down Main Street! There are flyers everywhere.
WHEN it's 88 day now get out of your beds!!!!

[there are booths for all the fine establishments of QM, along with empty, sketchy booths that you could probably set yourself up in. Do you own an establishment? It's here, whether you knew about it or not.

Advertise your business! Get a job! Advertise a new business! Meet new people!!]

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SPICY DISCOURSE BOOTH

[deathblossomisready]

[A man in all black with no visible face, just a void, is playing a Switch with his heavy combat boots propped up on the table.

This is the gothiest table.]

[backatyou]

[ surprise ]

Is this how you garner business?

[flamingprick]

[....well you sure are creepy.

But not so creepy as to scare Rin away from video games.]

What's that one? I haven't sen it before.

WANTED: HELP TO BUILD A RAVE CLUB

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

Oh, this is a good idea. We need so many construction workers. And painters! And a bartender.

[leaveshishaton]

You're opening a club.

[shortcircuits]

Rave club.

[whiskeysour]

I guess you're going to try to run your own business after all.

LuXe

[proficient_in_photoshop]

[I cannot believe I am forced to take a shift for a convention table, what is this. is there no seniority respect anymore!!!]

[rightwingman]

Do you have free samples? The other shop has free samples.

[he has a job, is he just scavenging, yes]

[isuspectfowlplay]

Aww, man... I can't believe my job went out of business... guess I'd better hit the pavement.

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ waving at her from the Silent Stacks booth ]

We've got openings! Or just job-hunting resources, if a library isn't precisely your ideal.

[beggarswouldride]

[here is a tall man in a suit with robotic arms - one squarely robotic and painted bright colors, the other a smooth organic shape in dark metallic red, almost black - and he's leaning on a crutch. He is reading a flyer.]

I have to get a job in the afterlife?...

[thegoodwidow]

— Ride!

[ she only needs like .2 seconds before she decides to race down the sidewalk or grass whatever where are you boy towards him. It’s not very ladylike but please. ]

THE CHAPEL

[rightwingman]

[this booth has been covered in a variety of potted plants, like a table-sized jungle of vegetables. squashes, peppers, potato plants, tomato plants, heck even tomtato plants.]

[oh yeah and there's a Bible propped up against the radishes]

[flamingprick]

[Oh it's this guy.]

You grow food?

Heavenly Grounds

[mistruths]

[ 's booth has a sort of futuristic steampunk theme going on?? this is what happens when QM magic tries to make sense of the weird blend of aesthetics that HG has due to Tony decorating and Loki sometimes...taking over...

anyway there's coffee and pastry samples and Loki reading behind the booth instead of actually paying attention ]

[divasterous]

[is examining some of the steampunk decorations with visible interest]

[possibly because his eyes are, uh. gold and clockwork.]

THE FARM

[hiswifeahorse]

[this booth has pictures of horses, a hot older man, and free food, so, like. what else do you want?]

Re: THE FARM

[selfidentitytheft]

Ohhhh hey, uh, right, Farm. I have a uh, question about the uh, Farmer's Market?

[divasterous]

[not running a booth himself, but nosing around with some interest]

How fancy.

[starspangledman]

Looks like everyone's going all out. Anything catching your eye?

[shortcircuits]

[there's probably some booth about the school and expanding your educational opportunities or whatever]

[this guy's just smoking and ignoring it, mostly. though I guess you could ask him? he seems like, wise? or something.]

[flamingprick]

[Ugh, school.]

I don't have to go, right?

[He's 16, he probably should be in school.]

ALIAS INVESTIGATIONS

[whiskeysour]

[Okay so someone has taken possession of one of the sketchy empty booths and scrawled ALIAS INVESTIGATIONS on a big piece of cardboard with a sharpie.

Jessica is sitting behind the booth with a bottle of whiskey and not making much effort to actually engage anyone.

It's sort of more like she's advertising rather than hiring.]

Re: ALIAS INVESTIGATIONS

[isuspectfowlplay]

[WHAT.

A mysterious, rugged private detective! Barely any effort put into her sign! So cool!!!]

H-hey there!

[snackrat]

[There's a small form crumpled on the ground in an alley just off Main Street, a brown paper package with 'The Rebel' penned on it just sort of. balanced on top of him.]

[2beautiful2live]

[i know that form literally anywhere but also still needs to doubletake]

M...Mika?

[deicider]

[A random NPC slaps a "JOB SEEKER" sticker onto Sniper's chest... Which they can't seem to remove.]

[divasterous]

Uh oh.

I Need Heeling

[backatyou]

[ at a table, there's a cyborg ninja wearing a shirt over his armor that reads "I Need Heeling" and he's handing out pamphlets advertising a pet training business ]

It's not just for dogs, you know.

Re: I Need Heeling

[selfidentitytheft]

[taking a pamphlet and actually reading it over]

What uh, what else do you train?

MORI FAMILY CLINIC

[cw_underage]

[ you might think this is about jobs but in FACT


under the sign there's another sign saying: LOOKING FOR PATIENTS

Mori is sitting at the table with a little blonde girl in a red dress sitting beside him. the girl is playing with coloring books but he waves all friendly-like if you approach


there's a lot of empty coffee cups beside him ]

[flamingprick]

[...well then. Color him curious.]

Why do you need patients?

[clocked_out]

[Dave also spends some time manning the Heavenly Grounds booth, but he is too busy playing waifu rhythmgames to really pay attention. ]

[isuspectfowlplay]

Hey, what's that game? Is there a new game?

[takehisheadoff]

[ I don't want to be at a job fair

though he does kind of idly wanter around and check out the booths regardless ]

[leaveshishaton]

[Has also been wandering but slides in easily next to Dazai]

We're not going to have a monopoly after all.

[onetrickdog]

[Akutagawa is... looking at booths.]

[isuspectfowlplay]

[holy shit what a handsome and gloomy guy.]

Hi there. Are you looking for a new job too?

Totally not helping at the Heavenly Grounds Booth

[appliedscience]

[Instead Tony is walking from table to table seeing who all showed up, though he does occasionally stop to talk up people at his own set up]

Do we even need more people? I feel like no one is taking me seriously about the robots.

[starspangledman]

Seems like that might depend on what the robots are doing.

SILENT STACKS LIBRARY - start a new chapter of your life today!

[ghostfromthemachine]

[ whooo wants library card sign-ups?

though, uh, you might have to get her attention first. in what is perhaps the most stereotypical and unsurprising move ever, she's gotten distracted by one of the books being used for the display and has buried her nose in it. ]