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[help_wanted]

WHAT in person
WHERE around
WHEN 84

[Was yesterday a bad day?

Have giant piles of pillows, and random tables full of hot chocolate and thick blunts.]

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[suckmyglock]

I know how!

[squirting some warm milk fresh from an udder in Shawn's face]

[ananass]

AGHK!

[CLAWS... MILK... OFF HIS FACE... leaping back too late]

What the hell, Lassie! I can't counter-attack when you're milking a cow!

[suckmyglock]

[is... he giggling? he's sure giggling.]

[ananass]

[that's cute, but not cute enough that Shawn won't sulk. his pout is a little fake now, though]

Yeah, very amusing, real mature.

[suckmyglock]

Sure you don't want to give it a go?

[ananass]

...are you just saying that so I'll step closer and you can squirt me again?

[suckmyglock]

Why don't you come find out?

[ananass]

I'm good back here.

[suckmyglock]

I sure am going to enjoy all of this cheese by myself.

[ananass]

...

[edges... forward...]

[suckmyglock]

[he gets up from the milking stool and gestures encouraging]

[ananass]

Okay Marolinessie, we got this...

[f-fine sitting at the stool. he's so hesitant]

[suckmyglock]

[the cow doesn't like this and is leaving.

lassie is cracking up]

[ananass]

[SIGH]

I hope you got enough milk for your suspicious dairy experiments.

[suckmyglock]

Yes. Now we just need...

...

...

...

...

[ananass]

[HAH I knew it]

Yes...? What else do we need, Lassie?

[suckmyglock]

A cow stomach, and an orange.

[ananass]

Ew!!!

[suckmyglock]

That's how cheese is made!

[ananass]

I could have gone my whole life not knowing that, Lassie, and yet now I can't unhear it.

[suckmyglock]

Fine. We can just drink the milk.

[ananass]

...

Surely there has to be a way to make cheese without performing surgery on poor Marolinessie.

[suckmyglock]

We have to get it from the source—!

[ananass]

...do we, though...?

[suckmyglock]

[oh dear. he seems so overwhelmed with internal dilemmas? please help him.]