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WHERE wherever
WHEN 74

[Did you get a BINGO under the mistletoe a few days ago?

Good job!

You will find your prize... somewhere, decorated with a bright bow and your name on it. A favorite bottle of wine? A cheese plate? A snow mobile? Who knows, but it's yours now.

If you did not get bingo I guess you could just steal someone else's gift. It's not like there is any present police. There are an awful lot of bottles of wine about anyway.]

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[scarvedforlife]

[ Knee deep in presents is a teenaged boy, scanning through the names of each present carefully and looking overdramatically crestfallen with each box that doesn't have his name on it. ]

Eeeh, don't tell me I've been forgotten by Santa. I've been nothing but an angel!

[ He says as he shakes a box marked 'delicate' next to his ear. ]

[selfidentitytheft]

These, uh, are not gifts for angels, dude.

[clocked_out]

[Dave got a camera. A fairly decent film camera. Dave is settled on a bench taking test shots, possibly of you.]

[scarvedforlife]

[ Had been strolling along, but he does pause midstep when he notices that. ]

I charge for candid photos!

[mistruths]

[what does he get if he got an almost-blackout? look he made out with a lot of people okay ]

[coldhand]

[that's a good question? probably depends how much he missed.

it raises the question of what he might be carrying around.

Bucky might notice his prize? Or she might notice his face. She's seen pictures in the paper, when she read back over Steve's history.

Either way. She's paying attention, cautiously.]

Hey...?

[starspangledman]

Looks like it worked out all right for you.

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

Wow. Nice haul.

[nakedeye]

[gets nothing, but he trips over a present when he meant to just step over it. stumbles and drops to his knees, oh stars I hope no one saw that]

[selfidentitytheft]

[I SAW, I SAW IT ALL]

Uh, shit, need a hand up?

[scarvedforlife]

[ Far too late to actually be of any help. ]

Look out for that present~!

[onelastknight]

[ I saw. I saw the whole thing. Offering a hand up ] Careful, the footing is a little treacherous right now.

[mesmerevenant]

You okay there?

[ Yeah sorry, seems like you got an audience ]

[selfidentitytheft]

Man, I should've kissed way more peopl if there were real prizese.

[.........he is shoving a couple bottles of wine into his totebag anyways though]

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[Thor gets a life-size chocolate Mjolnir which doesn't melt and returns to him when he throws it and somehow does not shatter, but he can totally eat it if he just holds it. You can only eat chocolate Mjolnir if you are worthy.

He also gets a flask of fancy space booze, and a paper certificate that says "Good for one (1) day of truly believing Asgard is safe, Loki won't leave you, and you'll be a good king."]

Huh.

[mistruths]

[ this is possibly the first time he's approached you instead of the other way around, and he's giving mjolnir a suuuuper dubious look ]

[leaveshishaton]

[smol in hat approaches

notices hammer, at first appears excited, but then pauses and looks it over again

longer pause]

Your hammer looks like it's made out of chocolate.

[coldhand]

Are you eating a hammer?

[Sorry. That's just... even a chocolate hammer is a little weird, right?]

[starspangledman]

[chocolate hammer, wow, Steve's looking pretty impressed]

They really got the detail work on that one.

[scarvedforlife]

[ Now that's a cool prop. ]

What kind of chocolate is it?

[asmashingsuccess]

Oh, chocolate hammer...

[onelastknight]

What a specific bunch of prizes. I suppose it's not surprising.

[ananass]

Dude. I think you won.

[appliedscience]

[this is Tony, standing with his brand new copy of "Getting the Love you Want: Making Relationships Work through Communication", a Dora the Explorer watch, and a bottle of ZzzQuil

He's talking into the sky]

Joke's on you, I needed a new watch.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

Hey Stark, check it out!

[THROWS CHOCOLATE MJOLNIR AT HIM

it rotates and comes back before it gets too close]

[starspangledman]

[here's this super soldier with a bottle of wine and what appears to be a boy scout sash]

Guess I could've done better...

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

That doesn't look so bad.