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[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

WHAT Revengers!!1 re-bonding
WHERE Tony's couch
WHEN 68

[So Thor and Tony got so plastered that they fell asleep in the timeless process of "rambling about dumb shit until the equivalent of 4 in the morning." They're like adorable passed out frat boys on a communal unconsciousness couch. Aww.

They in fact have been moved to a Heavenly Grounds couch so everyone in Heavenly Grounds gets to see their boss actually is capable of human sleep, and the new hottie guy is apparently capable of wearing clothes if they're big enough to contain his MUSCLE]

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[appliedscience]

[sort of waking up, wincing at the headache he realizes he has, and then noticing he's no longer in his apartment]

Oh, what the hell. It's too early for this.

[it's not early. it's like 11:15]

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[Thor sort of grumbly stirrs in his sleep]

[ananass]

Jeez, dude. Good thing you own literally half of the coffee in the world.

[asmashingsuccess]

It's basically noon. [ HOLDING A GLASS OF WATER OUT TO YOU ]

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

Wild night?

[so completely devoid of teasing that it comes all the way around to be intense teasing]

[cannonbeauty]

Would you like a blanket? How about some coffee?

[mistruths]

[ standing over them when they wake up, one brow arched ]

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[guess who's hung over!!1 forced-pleasantly]

Evening, brother. --Morning. What is it?

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

Morning, Loki.

[r u ok]

[appliedscience]

I hope that's not a judgment face.

[cannonbeauty]

[ trying to scoot past him to drape a blanket over them ]

Ah, good morning. You might wake them if you’re that close.

[asmashingsuccess]

[ i'm not laughing at you out loud but you can feel it, right? you can feel my amusement at your mild suffering ] Exciting night?

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

[let's be the mildest peanut gallery]

Think it was worth it?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

Not really?? Why are we here.

[ananass]

Awww, what? A slumber party occurred and I wasn't invited?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[im so uncomfortable bad hangover no good]

Apologies, stranger, it was not a party.

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

...oh, good, you found pants.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[rubbing his one eye]

Yes. Well. There are stores. And I am fortunate to have a friend. Hello again.

[clocked_out]

[Guess which barista brings Tony his advil and espresso]

Shouldn't you consider the effects of your frat party lifestyle on my developing adolescent psyche. What if I grow up to be a hooligan now.

[appliedscience]

[takes it!]

If at 100 years old my party lifestyle is a bad influence, then you're welcome.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[rubbing his one eye 8(]

My apologies, young adolescent human. Please do not be a hooligan. It wasn't even a party.

[healsgoodman]

Oh my.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[mumbling and disoriented 8(!!]

My apologies, miss, I am not-- even sure how we got here.

[appliedscience]

[LATER drinking a coffee outside on the Heavenly Grounds patio, sunglasses on for his continued hangover]

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[here he is, he is returning after a day of nobody attacking him or trying to enslave him or anything. He ate and took a nap on the roof of a barn. He is feeling much more relaxed. Also fully recovered from HIS hangover, sorry tony]

You look to be in your natural habitat.

[beginningofwisdom]

[peering into the coffee shop and, hmmm,]

...ah, pardon my intrusion.

[appliedscience]

[from the couch]

It's a coffee shop. You're only intruding if you start reciting slam poetry.

[suckmyglock]

[standing over both Thor and Tony with his arms on his hips]

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[#thor did nothing wrong!!!]

Mmm. Nope. Don't want to wake up in the middle of a store again.