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WHAT in person
WHERE the onsen by the lake
WHEN 67

[You know what's great on a chilly fall day?

Publicly bathing in hot water under the open sky!

That's what the flyer on everyone's door from Tidy Living apartments says, anyway. Slippers and big fluffy towels have been provided, and a shallow pool of steaming hot water has appeared on the roof of the apartments over night.

There's no gender divide here, just one large onsen with smaller connecting pools of varying temperatures, ranging from 'kind of warm' to 'regular humans would probably not survive this for long' temperatures.

There are signs near the pool but they seem a bit confused, sternly advising thing like "Clean flesh only" and "Please not expel bodily fluids into the water from any opening" and "If running, please fall away from edge". One simply says "It's dangerous" with no other information in sight.

But actually it's probably fine and you'll have a nice time, assuming public nudity sounds like a nice time, anyway.]

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[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[A short-haired, eyepatched Thor tried to put on his welcome jeans and t-shirt to fit in, but they were extremely skin-tight, and he accidentally moved too much and shredded the shirt across his pecs and split his jeans at the seams.

He sees all the ads for the onsen and sighs, picking up his towel and slippers and heading over there.]

I suppose I can attend the event that does not require proper clothing.

[mistruths]

[ JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT THINGS COULD NO LONGER SURPRISE HIM-- ]

...Thor?!

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[i'm sure Thor genuinely perking up at the sight of Loki is also not surprising at all]

Loki? No. Not you too? We've got to stop meeting like this, brother.

[appliedscience]

[SOME TIME LATER when Tony gets home he finds he is not alone in his apartment - it's now him, Loki, and like 200 cupcakes]

While I can take a wild leap to what this is about, I still have so many questions.

[appliedscience]

[ Sees him on the way to the onsen. Not recognizing him immediately without all that hair. ]

I don't want to be the one to tell you to put clothes on, becuse honestly congratulations on...you, but it seems only fair to tell you there's a mall.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[?? SPINS AND PERKS UP??]

Stark!?

[asmashingsuccess]

[ in a circumstance that doesnt require us to both be naked because you have had enough of that in your life ] —Oh. Oh. Hey.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[Have I really

He BRIGHTENS UP!!! but then seems to reel it in, tentative]

Hello, Banner. Stark said you were here.

[thatsoundsfakebutokay]

[Scully is soaking with a lap towel on in a fairly hot pool, and now, doing some discreet ogling]

Did something happen to your clothes...?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

Um. I did. By accident.

[punchiest]

[ what the guck ]

... oi.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

Hello there. My apologies for the immodesty.

[clocked_out]

[Dave wanders up to investigate, realizes everyone is fucking naked, and cannot leave these premises fast enough. Just the MOST abrupt about-face regardless of who is behind him. ]

[isuspectfowlplay]

[he bumps into Hiyoko! Who, on reflex, JUDO FLIPS HIM!!!]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[clocked_out]

[Dave, on reflex, flips into a crouch with his sword out]

AGH?!?

[rightwingman]

[absolutely in the 'regular humans would probably not survive this for long' pool, busy preening his one giant wing. sorry about the feathers floating in the water.]

[leaveshishaton]

Hooh? Not bad.

[Chuuya wanders up stairs in just a robe and his slippers, hair already wound up at the back of his head, cheerfully inspecting the onsen before finding a warm pool and settling in.]

It's a good night for it, too.

[onetrickdog]

[Akutagawa follows him with the same sulky intransigence he usually displays at bath time. When he strips it is just, immediately obvious he got fucked. He is covered in bite marks and strategically placed hand-shaped bruises like there is no ambiguity here.]

If you say so, Chuuya-san.

[leaveshishaton]

[asj;fa

okay look, Chuuya definitely has some scratches down his back but that's not unusual, chuuya often looks like he's been laid due to often getting laid.

for akutagawa this is new

and chuuya is openly stunned]

Oi...oi. Akutagawa.

[2beautiful2live]

[Orga is here, he is still fully dressed. He is one part confused and one part embarrassed.]

H...hah? Is this an Earth thing...?

[deathblossomisready]

[dry, appearing behind him.]

On some parts of earth.

[2beautiful2live]

[jolts, then turns to look at him]

Really? Which parts?

[kimaris]

You've never been?

[ also fully dressed... but not for the same reason. ]

[asmashingsuccess]

[ AND SOME OF US ARE NOT IN THE PUBLIC NUDITY PARTY doing other things, elsewhere!! ]

[appliedscience]

[neither was Tony, it's cool bro

cutting right to the point]

So would you say you do or do not remember being trapped in space with Thor?