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[hitreasonimdad]

WHAT WHATEVER YOU WANT
WHERE THE MALL
WHEN Day 65???
NOTES OPEN LIKE AN OPEN THING. A REOPENED THING, EVEN.

[you know what's great no matter what season it is?

a motherfucking burger, that's what.

currently, there's a new shop being opened in the mall with just that: classic Americana burger and shakes that you can't beat! they have all sorts of flavors advertised from good old bacon cheeseburger to the... ... ... blood... burger? seems like they're keeping in mind the non-human populations with an additional "build it yourself" option, though there's a "negotiable" where the pricing should be for that.

the owner is some scarred as fuck older dude who currently is wearing a blue apron with the words RAISE THE STEAKS. he sure has been busy these last few days... weeks. something.]

Comments

[deathblossomisready]

[instead of commenting on him getting his business up and running first things first]

Are you wearing socks with sandals specifically to disappoint me?

[hitreasonimdad]

Yep.

[absolutely shameless. while flipping burgers.]

... also the whole robotic feet thing.

[deathblossomisready]

[amused]

No one cares you have robot feet, Jack.

Although that would be a Look.

[splashofbourbon]

You know, you're the one who married that.

[deathblossomisready]

He makes a good burger.

[hiswifeahorse]

Is that not a good look?

[deathblossomisready]

It is if you're an old man out to embarrass everybody.

[healsgoodman]

[ she isn't judging but she might be judging ]

Really now.

[hitreasonimdad]

You think I was just sitting on my hands for the past ten years?

[healsgoodman]

To be honest, it's really hard to say what you might be doing with all your free time and no vigilante-ing to do.

[splashofbourbon]

[in a stage whisper]

You reckon he thinks that look's good for business?

[healsgoodman]

He's always been a bit. . . of a pioneer in fashion.

[deathblossomisready]

[SILENCE.]

[healsgoodman]

Are you done hiding yet?

[splashofbourbon]

[suddenly McCree wants to take back every time he flirted with you over the past 20 years]

You know, I think I just lost my appetite...

[hitreasonimdad]

[rude. he's studly as fuck.]

Even for eight ounce grass-fed angus beef?

[hiswifeahorse]

Someone you know?

[isuspectfowlplay]

[whoa! I've... I've never seen someone maximize the dad look like this! This is the ultimate grilling station! Nice work, Hiyoko! You nailed it!]

Reporting for work duty, sir!!

[hitreasonimdad]

[... oh yeah. he did offer a job.]

Great. Go clean up the tables and restock the soda fountain.

[partcompany]

Oh man, hamburgers. Thank god. You never really know how much you miss a regular, fast, cheap cheeseburger until you're stranded on a planet where they make them out of skag meat and industrial waste.

Or a small town with only like two restaurants. Either one.

[isuspectfowlplay]

Oh man, I know exactly how that is! Back where I'm from if I want some pure red meat, I gotta get it myself! This is the high life, let me tell you!

Er, I mean, can I get your order?

[hiswifeahorse]

[looking at the menu with some confused interest]

I'm still not used to this . . .

[isuspectfowlplay]

Hello, good sir! Is there anything I can help you with?

[kimaris]

[ he's still pretty out of place in a spot like this, though he is. being okay. at not showing it.

he's kinda looking at the menu like it's full of food he's barely experimented on, though. he's had burgers! but they haven't been max american burgers. ]

This is...

[deathblossomisready]

[listen you'll be fine. everyone belongs in a dumb burger joint]

Hi.