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[kimaris]

WHAT in person... granted you could also probably text each other to complain/beg for help
WHERE probably mostly the elevators but closets/small rooms/etc are also available.
WHEN 63ish
NOTES open as SHIIIIIIT this is like seven minutes in heaven: the rp post i guess

[ No matter who you are, where you are, or what you're doing*, you're now finding yourself locked somewhere. Maybe you entered the elevator on purpose and it's not opening the doors. Maybe you just blinked and you're inside of a musty closet.

But you're not alone. A coworker, a random, your best friend, worst enemy, etc etc. That person is now stuck in here with you. The door does not seem to be working, either?? How strange.

The tried and true way of getting out of a 7 minutes in heaven situation is to have hot make outs but you know, this is up to you. Maybe the conditions are to have intense feelios. Or to beat the shit out of each other first. Whoever makes the worst joke gets the door open? Whatever it is, you should do it soon because man, it's not that comfy in there. (The conditions can be known to you if you wanna get to the smang faster—)

*unless of course you would like to not be part of this post OF COURSE THAT IS OKAY. ]

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[dracoclaw]

[ you are now stuck in an elevator with grea.

and grea is plastered with her back against the wall, looking vaguely... no, not vaguely. absolutely? frightened.

partially of you, partially of the door not opening. rip. ]

Is... is it going to break?

[selfidentitytheft]

[in a walk-in closest. whose closet? heck if he knows.]

This Narnia sucks.

[dracoclaw]

Narnia?

[selfidentitytheft]

Nothing, it's a thing from a book. Magic land through a wardrobe.

[dracoclaw]

Eh? A magic land... I'm used to such things, but not through wardrobes.

[ look she's at least more comfortable talking about that, it's something to focus on. ]

[selfidentitytheft]

Yeah, me neither, but uh, it's a fictional one in this case.

[cw_suicide]

[you are now trapped in an elevator with a suicidal maniac who has a a lengthy sheet tied around his naked waist and a quilt pulled over himself like a coat. he mostly seems fine with this situation of being stuck and has been entertaining himself with idly singing a song about suicide.

what do?]

[leaveshishaton]

[Chuuya is just entering the elevator casually, dressed up a bit for the blustery weather, pausing to stare at Dazai because


why]


....what are you up to now, bandage dispenser?

[cw_suicide]

I'm not up to anything, actually, since the elevator got stuck, hat rack.

[leaveshishaton]

Stuck?

[he literally just got on it

presses the button suspiciously.]

[cw_suicide]

[IT AIN'T MOVING, BUDDY.]

Yep. Stuck.

It's just like a roach motel.

[keijournal]

[you were alone a second ago.

but now Kaito is here.

wearing an apron that says 'Actually, just don't disturb the chef', holding a bowl of some sweet and-- herby? smelling batter

He looks confused for about a third of a second and Displeased for all seconds after that.]


Motherfuck.

[cw_suicide]

[... well now you have a Dazai shuffling over to see what you go in your bowl there.]

I'm no mother and I can't say I'm really interested at this time without at least some alcohol.

[poke finger into bowl???]

[keijournal]

You're hilarious.

[utterly dry. deftly spins the spoon in his hand and swats Dazai's hand with the handle before he can get his finger into the batter]

Don't contaminate it.

[cw_suicide]

[takes his hand back, shaking it out but also eyeing him sourly. clearly intent to get at the food eventually.]

I've been stuck here for hours.

[onetrickdog]

[what the fuck.]

[cw_suicide]

[WAVES CHEERILY FROM UNDER HIS QUILT.]

[onetrickdog]

I didn't know Dazai-san sang.

[the way he says it implies he doesn't think Dazai is actually approximating singing well]

[cw_suicide]

Mm, probably because everyone thinks they're a critic and their opinion on this matters.

[clocked_out]

Yo I mean, don't let me tell you how to live your life but you kind of suck at singing. How frequently do you just wander around the apartments mostly naked???

[cw_suicide]

Well, for starters, I was in my apartment. I'm just lucky I still had hold of my bed things.

[also, still wearing his bandages in spite of being clothesless. lol.]

[clocked_out]

[Objectively Dazai is not very naked but Dave is still blushing at the tips of his ears and kind of surly about it.]

Cool. So what's the deal here.

[cw_suicide]

No idea. The elevator just wouldn't move, so I decided to sit and wait.

I figured if I died of thirst or starved to death, the hospital would send out an emergency crew to get me to the hospital, so it seemed like a sound idea.

[isuspectfowlplay]

AAAGH! A PERVERT!

[cw_suicide]

AHHH! A PRUDE!

[he actually is still covered in bandages, just. y'know. naked where it counts save for the sheets.]