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[appliedscience]

WHAT in person
WHERE Heavenly Grounds or whereever you are in the morning
WHEN Breakfast, after Halloween. So 62?

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[selfidentitytheft]

They know I'm the uh, cautious type.

[mistruths]

I’m sure your friends are grateful for it.

[selfidentitytheft]

I guess? Maybe. It's not really something they know.

[mistruths]

Are you just that humble? Or isn’t it something that doesn’t come up?

[selfidentitytheft]

It doesn't come up.

[mistruths]

It could come up.

[selfidentitytheft]

I would, uh, generally prefer that it not ever come up. Human friends don't get to hear about the non-human stuff.

Uh, at home. The ones here are clear.

[mistruths]

I do understand that, yes. The difference between here and...there.

[selfidentitytheft]

It can be pretty extreme sometimes, yeah?

[mistruths]

To say the least.

[selfidentitytheft]

You've been uh, here a while, right?

[mistruths]

Fifty years, give or take.

[selfidentitytheft]

Okay, so like, two-thirds of my lifespan so far. Uh.

Has it been uh, consissssstently different from home? Or does the other shoe ever uh, like, drop.

[mistruths]

[ SIGHS and ruffles your hair ]

That would, honestly, depend on your home--which I am unfamiliar with. But I would say that, in my own experience, it has been consistently different from home.

[selfidentitytheft]

[!!!]

It's uh, I mean it's not terrible, but that's a relief. Thanks.

[mistruths]

You’re most welcome.

[selfidentitytheft]

Do you, um... like, maybe this is personal, but uh... do you like it here? Or is it just, different.

[mistruths]

I don’t hate it. There are...opportunities here that I don’t think could have ever happened elsewhere.

[selfidentitytheft]

Oh, yeah, yeah I agree on that.

[mistruths]

So you see... It’s not all terrible.

[selfidentitytheft]

Except for the zombies. That was legitimately terrible.

[mistruths]

It was entertaining.

[selfidentitytheft]

Yeah, but, you're literally god-tier. I'm zombie chow-tier.

[mistruths]

[ laughs ]

No, no. You underestimate yourself.

[selfidentitytheft]

I would be lucky to fight my way out of a wet paper sack.