UN: turntechGodhead

[clocked_out]

WHAT text
WHERE interwebz
WHEN Night 53, why are you awake

so hey i was reminded recently
does any wants some knives
just like
a really sharp bunch of assorted knives ive been keeping wrapped in a wash cloth in a tapped shut drawer
free to a good home
and i do mean a good home i will google your ass and if more than zero versions of you is some sort of knife-wielding villainous type then you can fuck off
and get your stabbing implements wherever you usually get them i guess

Comments

UN: live2die

[cw_suicide]

Not even letting us dubiously trying to be good homes a chance? harsh.

[clocked_out]

hell no
thats like asking to be stabbed and i am the opposite of that at all times

[cw_suicide]

does reformation account for nothing? alas~

[clocked_out]

good news about being reformed you dont need a bunch of fuckin knives

[cw_suicide]

does anyone need a bunch of knives? why do you have a bunch of knives in the first place? this is all very questionable.

[clocked_out]

this place fucking gave them to me when i got here!!
i thought it was some kind of sick attempt at a housewarming present

USERNAME: gODDAMMIT

[leaveshishaton]

what kind of knives are they
obviously any self respecting knife-wielding villain isn't gonna stab people with a kitchen knives

USERNAME: gODDAMMIT

[leaveshishaton]

shit
is that still my user name
ugh
hang on

[clocked_out]

dude i dont know what kind of fucking knives they are
sharp knives???
def not kitchen knives

[leaveshishaton]

oh
well
what else is anyone going to do with a set of sharp non-kitchen knives
pic?

[clocked_out]

hold on

[like five minutes later Chuuya gets a pick of a bunch of sharp knives.

He can still see the washcloth and the tape on the drawer.]

UN: live2die

[cw_suicide]

congrats on disqualifying yourself

UN: 9001g

[leaveshishaton]

I don't think he's as anti-knife-wielding villains as he claims
this all seems kind of like a front

[cw_suicide]

you do know a small g denote "grams" while a large G is more for gravity, right? but if you want to weigh 9.001kg, that's cute.

UN: 9001G

[leaveshishaton]

[PICTURE OF CHUUYA'S MIDDLE FINGER

but also he changes his username again

asshole]

UN: foxfaced

[selfidentitytheft]

i don't need like
a bunch of knives
but i'll take 1

Re: UN: foxfaced

[clocked_out]

why do you want
1
knife

[selfidentitytheft]

arts & crafts

[clocked_out]

sounds legit
whats your name

[selfidentitytheft]

kei
no real surname so sorry about googling

UN: no

[lovelyspecimen]

yes

Re: UN: no

[clocked_out]

im getting mixed signals here

[lovelyspecimen]

i want knives

[clocked_out]

ok pretty straight-forward
whats your name and why would you like a knife

[lovelyspecimen]

pandora
and
theyre cool