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WHAT pets
WHERE everywhere
WHEN Day 51

[Man there's just like.

An unruly number of domesticated animals out today.

Dogs and cats of all breeds, fat beautiful pigeons, soft docile bunnies, even the occasional horse just wandering thru town.

The corner vendors all have lots of pet supplies in stock too! Wow it's like someone is trying to tell you something!!]

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[thankfully chuuya is still not smart enough to guess how consistently dumb dazai is will just assume it's understood that he's not going to hit him.

Time to stomp into the infirmary carrying a very blooded and fucked up self on his back. Chuuya!Body sort of generally looks like garbage but in particular has a jacket folded up under some tightly wound bandages to put pressure on a shoulder wound.

Akutagawa looks like he's had a Bad Time and isn't standing so great.

And Chuuya in Dazai's body is ALSO covered in bandages though they are mostly clean and seem to be fine. He just looks tired and cranky]

Yoo... anyone home?

[Scully isn't there, but the School Nurse bustles up]

You three aren't students! This isn't a public clinic!

[just the most, dead eyed unimpressed stare]

Aah, is that so. I guess you're right. Sorry, do you let people die if they aren't students?

Of course not! If you're dying, emergency services should be here shortly.

Dana-sensei said it was fine.

[hi, i'm not dead yet.]

Ms. Scully? I can't imagine—well, you just... stay put, I'll page her!

[she flusters off to do that]

[is absolutely not staying put, is going to put Dazai down on one of these beds]

[yessss true horizontal.]

[and Scully hurries in a couple minutes later]

...okay, what do we have here?

[wasting no time in coming over to examine]

[lifts his left hand in greeting]

Yo, sensei. My subordinate from another timeline stabbed me.

[right shoulder is sure ran through. and body sure looks like it was. probably. getting torn apart from the inside or something idk it's a lot of blood tho?]

[yikes]

Okay, keep putting pressure on that.

[gotta scrub and glove up hang on]

[doing that]

It should be pretty clean, but he's lost a lot of blood already.

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What's your blood type?

Neither're a match. Chuuya's B, I'm AB, I think Akutagawa's A...?

[dazai why do you know this.]

... this body's Chuuya. That guy's me.

[because right. that needs explaining.]

...well, the EMTs haven't shown up, which suggests you probably won't die without a transfusion.

[listen she doesn't have a lot of stuff here it's the school nurse's office. but stuff like local anaesthetic and stitches can happen at least.]

[SIGH]

So much for looking forward to getting back to my own body.

Sucks for Chuuya.

[he'd say sorry Chuuya but like. you could have just let him die, lbr.]

What happened, anyway?

[a bit distractedly, since she's still doing Doctor Stuff]

[flaps a hand at Chuuya and Akutagawa because he's gonna space out a little while he's worked on.]

[Chuuya is going to grab himself a seat and flop like someone Very Tired.]

Along with getting stabbed [pointed Look Of Judgement at Akutagawa] he used my strongest ability, which is really dangerous. Like, suicidally dangerous. The energy needed to sustain it rips my body apart pretty quickly.

[Akutagawa also settles himself out of the way. Gingerly. As far as he's concerned the senior executive can do all the talking to the civilian for now, but he does meet Chuuya's accusing look, and then shrugs.

Sorry Chuuya-san he wasn't going to NOT fight Dazai.]

For God's sake, you guys.

[ u n i m p r e s s e d

although, now that Chuuya's body isn't in immediate danger of bleeding to death, she's glancing over at Akutagawa while she keeps working.]

Are you bleeding anywhere?

No, broken ribs.

I'm taking a look at you when I've finished up here.

[calling over her shoulder at the nurse]

Alison, could you give him an ice pack and an ibuprofen, please?

[and back to Akutagawa while the nurse complies]

You're not allergic, are you?

No, doctor, no allergies.

[he at least knows better than to sass the medical staff.]