quietmounds | (no subject)

WHAT Rihanna???
WHERE near your favorite cafe
WHEN Day 41

[ So, there's been a woman sleeping on a cafe table, curled up like a cat. She yawns, and stretches, and looks around. ]

Bored.

[ And then she starts singing. You know, the way a black hole starts gently tugging. It's the most ass-kicking powerful jam you have ever god damn heard. She's singing in a language of pure power and she's singing about limitless pleasure. She is not only a woman now but golden lioness, big as a horse and shining like the sun and beautiful beyond human fathoming.

If you are within earshot, you may experience several or all of the following:

-Hallucinating a whole bunch of awesome spectral cats
-Overwhelming rage-tinged euphoria
-Mind-melding with the all-loving, all-destroying sun
-Hulking out *
-Jizzing in your pants
-Nose bleeds
-Passing the fuck out
-Needing a god damn drink ]

[ Or, alternately, you just saw a grown woman just stand up and shout "meow" over and over in a vaguely song-like way for about three and a half minutes and everyone around you seems to be losing their shit for literally no reason whatsoever. ]

[ * only works if ur names bruce banner ]

((ETA: more thorough power write-up thissaway))

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[ If you can hear the song maybe you are on Yukari's level right now.

If you can't hear it, though, you are probably the kind of stick in the mud who can't relate to this woman sprawled out under a cafe table. She was at some point probably wearing something like appropriate office workplace attire, but now she is wearing a blouse and panties and one shoe. Her other foot is mangled as if by an animal.

She appears to be laughing quietly to herself. ]

[ She stares at Yukari like bitch's has a slightly-too-small cardboard box for a pussy and she's ready to maru that shit ]

Still bored.

Edited 2017-09-03 03:50 (UTC)

[ IF IT FITS, SHE HITS

Yukari just kind of rolls over. Her face is totally covered by her hair at this point but she is probably still laughing. ]

So go catch a mouse.

I'm not hungry.

I'm thirsty.

[ okay well now she's definitely laughing. she might also be doing something that resembles attempting to sit up. it's not going great so far to be honest. ]

Oh?

Well. There's enough to drink here. Blood or booze or coffee.

[ DIFFICULT CHOICES ]

Not coffee.

[ shifts

and then just kind of. rolls a bottle of booze across the floor at you. it doesn't make it all the way because it bumps against a chair leg like five feet away from her but also like five feet away from you. ]

[ pounces X3 ]

[ OwO what's this

actually though yukari will just kind of try to push sakhmet off. and then maybe roll over once in the direction of the booze. and then stop. ]

Seriously...

[Oh, that's cool.

Hlasoh is just going to levitate into the air as a black carapace covers her body, lined with glowing lights, and howl in primal pain and ecstasy. Life's hard. Sometimes you need catharsis. Her eyes are hella glowing.]

[ that's actually really hot. sh raises one perfect hand and points a claw at the Glow Bug ]

[She descends, and regards her observer.]

What do you see?

[huh

claps politely when she's done]

[has the peace of mind to put his nose bleed handkerchief away before coming near brother]

Mob, let's get lunch.

Sure, that'd be nice.

[wait]

What's wrong?

Edited 2017-09-05 11:36 (UTC)

[what the hell, don't call me out like that!!!!]

Well, she seems a little creepy.

[going to start leading little brother away]

Does she? She's having such a nice time singing...

[uh ... and going with]

Do you want to stay?

No. It's not the kind of music I like. Even if she's trying so hard.

[deciding between mob's crush and his sani— nope, sanity wins out]

She's a singer. It's kind of expected, isn't it?

[what does Tsubomi have to do with this]

I guess so. But not everyone tries hard.

Where do you want to eat?

[no, the crush???? on cat lady]

Yeah, true.

Deli? Sandwiches are good and cheap.

[there is no cat crush, only Tsubomi crush. Mob is too stubborn to get a damn crush on someone else]

I have some allowance from master so we can eat anywhere you want. But the deli sounds nice.

[like ritsu would know that, it's not like they're brothers or something]

You should save that money for something special. Ah, I was thinking of trying to work at the farm part-time.

There's nothing's special I want.

The farm...? I didn't know you liked animals so much.

Not right now, but you could.

I don't. It's probably the only time that I'll get to work with them though, so I thought I should take the chance while I have it.

I wonder if you'll get free milk and vegetables...

Maybe. I'll tell you if I do, and you can help bring some home.

Of course. Not that you'd need my help.