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[The sun doesn't so much as rise as flick on with the sudden, glaring brightness of noon. Whatever time keeping device you have on you says its about 8:14am when this happens.

The power's back, but the time on your timekeeping device never really make sense with the position of the sun as it moves across the sky.]

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Yes, I purchased it. Maybe I'm just hungry.

In that case, I haven't skinned an animal in ages. Mind if I come along?

[Making a face]

Ew. No. I said 'maybe'. You're not skinning the rabbit.

So what's her name, big tough guy?

[Spinning to walk away again!!]

[if you think he's not going to follow along, you are wrong]

Spencer got to you, right?

[still walking!]

No, the rabbit got to me. Which is between me and him.

Don't worry, it's not like I'd tell him. Why would I give him the satisfaction?

And why do I feel like you're just as satisfied?

Because you're cuddling a rabbit. Big tough arms dealer, Tony Stark, with a rabbit.

Yeah, yeah. Get it all out. And I'm not cuddling it, I'm carrying it. There is no other way to hold this animal.

[reaches over, tries to grab the bunny from tony and dangle the bunny by the ears. LASSIE PLS]

[OKAY PROTECTING THIS BUNNY. YOU GOT ME. I LIKE THIS RABBIT]

Come on, don't do that. What's that about. He's fine right here.

[he backs up, palms facing forward like, okay, okay

then ducks in and kisses Tony real quick and sweet]

[sort of grins and sighs at the kiss, it's hard to be too annoyed at PDA's when you're holding a rabbit]

Don't tell Shawn.

Like I said, I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. I plan to keep it all to myself.

Uh huh.

[just. still holding this rabbit]

Okay, if you want to help with that, I need something to put it in.

[he sighs.]

Do you even know what to feed the thing? Fine, there's probably an extra cage back in one of the barns, come on. [waving him in thatish direction before he starts walking]

Carrots? That's a trick question. It's definitely carrots.

[following]

You're going to give the thing diabetes if you only feed it carrots.

[he was right, there are a bunch of small animal cages just hanging out in the back of a barn somewhere. he picks one up to inspect it, turning it over in his hands]

What? Seriously?

[looking down at the rabbit]

I might have made a terrible mistake.

Of course you impulse bought an animal.

[he takes the rabbit from Tony and places it in the cage] You'll need a bigger one later with some bedding, at the very least.

Yeah, well I wasn't going to plan ahead for it.

[still pretty indignant even as he hands over the rabbit]

It's cute though, right? It'll be fine.

...

[wordlessly shoves the rabbit carrier at Tony as he grabs a bigger cage to take with them, filling it with some hay] Please never have children.

[taking it and turning, walking off with his rabbit!! that he can totally take care of!!]

Why would I ever do a thing like that.

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