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[eforeveryone]

WHAT iN PERSON
WHERE The Church
WHEN 32 day


[since there aren't any, like, CLIFFS in Quiet Mounds, Link has to make some effort to actually make flinging himself off the Highest Point of Quiet Mounds - the steeple of the church - ACTUALLY deadly for him. He works out real hard and exhausts himself in the heat. He doesn't eat. This is all very pre meditated!!

anyway Link flings himself off the church steeple and splats on the ground.


If you aren't confused already, there are SPARKLES and the spirit of a very pretty red-and-white fish lady picks him up. He tries to engage with her, and she can only say a few words before she dissipates again.

So now an un-splatted Link is just sitting on the ground

thinkin about stuff]

Comments

[jumptheshark]

[WELL IT TAKES A LOT TO SHOCK ME INTO SPEECHLESS HORROR & CONFUSION, BUT I GUESS, THAT'LL DO IT]

...........................................

[eforeveryone]

[FHFNGHGH?!?!]

[I. I THOUGHT I CHECKED TO MAKE SURE YOU WEREN'T AROUND]

[FROZEN, AWKWARD]

[jumptheshark]

Are—you alright?

[eforeveryone]

[nod...........]

[jumptheshark]

. . .

["was that—?" he wants to ask but also super doesn't want to ask]

. . . good. That seemed—like it was painful.

[punchiest]

[ uh




i mean ]









Oi.

[eforeveryone]

???

[punchiest]

. . . nothing.

[eforeveryone]

You wanna fight??

[punchiest]

. . .

[ . . . ]

Sure.

[2beautiful2live]

[Why did I see that]

[eforeveryone]

[asjfa;ha]



[AWKWARD]

[2beautiful2live]

[MAN I HAVEN'T HAD THIS FEEL IN A LONG TIME.

Like, a whole month.

Stares at Link for a very long moment, then sort of visibly shakes himself out of it.]

What was that?

[eforeveryone]

[stares at him staring at him, increasingly unsure what his own feel is]

. . . I'm ok.

[2beautiful2live]

Aa, it looks like you knew what you were doing.

[he doesn't seem mad, just sort of more stonefaced than you're used to.]

[caughtbythecurrent]

[WHY]

[eforeveryone]

[HOW DID I NOT NOTICE SO MANY PPL. CURSE THIS TALL CHURCH AND SMALL MAP ENVIRONMENT]

[clocked_out]

[Dave didn't see shit he just saw him sitting on the ground.]

Hey.

[eforeveryone]

[perks up! and waves.]

[clocked_out]

[sits next to him.]

What's up.

[eforeveryone]

...

[he rubs at his neck, his ears twitching. Coy. He points at his own heart.]

[clocked_out]

[It takes Dave a beat to get what he means, and to get over how FUCKING CUTE the ear twitching is, and then he is IMMEDIATLY ALERT]

Oh, shit.

Who is it?

[rightwingman]

[WHY, WHY OFF MY ROOF]

What are you doing and why here.

[eforeveryone]

. . .




It's high.

[rightwingman]

Yes. So I noticed.