foretasted: (one hundred foot faces)
π’“π’†π’šπ’π’‚π’“π’… ([personal profile] foretasted) wrote in [community profile] quietmounds2017-08-10 02:07 pm

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WHAT in person
WHERE all over
WHEN 32nd day
NOTES it's a deage post

[it's a beautiful day!

by someone's standards!

which is to say, the entire town is darkly overcast and gloomy, and starting in the morning, there are scattered showers intermittently around the town. it's light enough that it isn't bothersome, barely noticeable, really, but you may find yourself feeling a bit different after you've past through one. like it's taken a few years off your lifeβ€” quite literally.

or maybe it doesn't effect you at all! and you just want to go for a walk in the rain. you do you.]
suckmyglock: (62)

[personal profile] suckmyglock 2017-08-13 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
First of all, what are you, like thirty?

Talk about competition.
turnonmycharm: (04)

[personal profile] turnonmycharm 2017-08-13 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm two thousand. Thereabouts.
suckmyglock: (311)

[personal profile] suckmyglock 2017-08-13 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
What? God, no, don't explain, I don't think I can handle it.
turnonmycharm: (07)

[personal profile] turnonmycharm 2017-08-13 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, this is absolutely making me feel better.

Do you believe in magic, detective? Or even religion. More than meets the mortal eye.
suckmyglock: (181)

[personal profile] suckmyglock 2017-08-13 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
If I can't shoot it, then it doesn't exist.
turnonmycharm: (10)

[personal profile] turnonmycharm 2017-08-13 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
[casually shapeshifts, resting his forearms on the bar, tail swinging out behind him, eyes slit-pupilled]

An awfully narrow and blind view of the world.
suckmyglock: (114)

[personal profile] suckmyglock 2017-08-13 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
[inHALES LIKE AN ANGRY HORSe]

Just give me the goddamn bottle.
turnonmycharm: (02)

[personal profile] turnonmycharm 2017-08-13 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Credit card, please.
suckmyglock: (37)

[personal profile] suckmyglock 2017-08-13 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
[just

flings it at him like it's a paper airplane]
turnonmycharm: (04)

[personal profile] turnonmycharm 2017-08-13 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
[snatches it from the air]

Don't get mad at me for existing, baby.
suckmyglock: (186)

[personal profile] suckmyglock 2017-08-13 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Horns and a tail all you got for me?
turnonmycharm: (21)

[personal profile] turnonmycharm 2017-08-13 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Sweetheart, I'd expect you'd have an apoplectic fit and die of a tantrum if I did anything more exciting.
turnonmycharm: (14)

[personal profile] turnonmycharm 2017-08-13 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Drink your booze.

[slides the bottle to him]
suckmyglock: (289)

[personal profile] suckmyglock 2017-08-13 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
[he does. he just takes the bottle, and drinks and drinks and drinks. oops.]
turnonmycharm: (05)

[personal profile] turnonmycharm 2017-08-13 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't make me have to clean up after you.
suckmyglock: (25)

[personal profile] suckmyglock 2017-08-13 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[he will.]

Charge me for it.
turnonmycharm: (05)

[personal profile] turnonmycharm 2017-08-14 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm waiting to see if you have appealing qualities.
suckmyglock: (496)

[personal profile] suckmyglock 2017-08-14 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Excuse me—

[he starts to list off potential qualities. or tries to. instead he is already slurring.]
suckmyglock: (68)

[personal profile] suckmyglock 2017-08-14 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[aaaand he's passed out on your bar.]
turnonmycharm: (05)

[personal profile] turnonmycharm 2017-08-14 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
............................
suckmyglock: (80)

[personal profile] suckmyglock 2017-08-14 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[seriously, just magic him into an alleyway and let the weird gnome children mug him]
turnonmycharm: (01)

[personal profile] turnonmycharm 2017-08-14 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . picks him up. let's. get you back to the apartments.]

[whose apartment, I haven't decided yet. I guess wherever the elevator takes me.]
suckmyglock: (80)

[personal profile] suckmyglock 2017-08-14 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[there are so many choices!

what about one that looks brand new and totally unlived in?]

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