(no subject)

[foretasted]

WHAT in person
WHERE all over
WHEN 32nd day
NOTES it's a deage post

[it's a beautiful day!

by someone's standards!

which is to say, the entire town is darkly overcast and gloomy, and starting in the morning, there are scattered showers intermittently around the town. it's light enough that it isn't bothersome, barely noticeable, really, but you may find yourself feeling a bit different after you've past through one. like it's taken a few years off your life— quite literally.

or maybe it doesn't effect you at all! and you just want to go for a walk in the rain. you do you.]

Comments

[ananass]

Oh my god, you're completely freaking out. Have you considered flirting?

[suckmyglock]

[shrieking.]

He's twenty-two!

[ananass]

If I was twenty-two, I'd feel better if you flirted with me. I'm just saying. For future reference. Just in case. Safety first.

[suckmyglock]

... how have you not been taken advantage of yet?

[ananass]

Well that went to a dark place! Have you tried taking some deep breaths?

[suckmyglock]

You're the one throwing yourself at men who are way too old for you!

[ananass]

In this hypothetical situation, you'd be the one throwing yourself at me. Obviously.

[suckmyglock]

I'm not going to do that!

[ananass]

You could arrest him? Don't do that either.

[suckmyglock]

Why would I arrest—?

[suckmyglock]

For a brief and satisfying moment, I thought that that would work.

[ananass]

I said don't do that! Surely you're capable of just being nice to somebody, right?

[suckmyglock]

... Yyyyes ...

[ananass]

[drapes on, but less obnoxiously than usual, giving him a little squeeze]

Chill. It'll wear off.

[suckmyglock]

You don't know that.

[ananass]

Maybe not, but I feel like Mister Here for Forty-seven Years knows what he's talking about.

[suckmyglock]

[he immediately looks a bit relieved]

He's not—oh, good. Good.

[ananass]

Last I checked, anyway.

[suckmyglock]

Listen—I got threatened at gunpoint by an unwieldy teenager, so you better be right.

[ananass]

Sweet baby J. Is your fake cowboyfriend a baby too?!

[suckmyglock]

[have a facepalm and nod]

[ananass]

Maybe leave that one alone until he knows who you are.

[suckmyglock]

You of all people must know how hard it is to follow that command.

[ananass]

He threatened you at gunpoint!!

[suckmyglock]

To be fair, lots of people threaten me with guns.