Rhys (
partcompany) wrote in
quietmounds2017-07-29 05:41 pm
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WHAT In person; LuXe is under new management (?)
WHERE Outside LuXe
WHEN Day 27 afternoon
[ Do you remember that 1.5 scale cardboard standee of Handsome Jack that's outside LuXe? Yeah you remember that. It's been there on and off. It definitely needed to be replaced after the zombie apocalypse, but Jack was never any less fond of it.
Now, though, there's a tall, skinny dude in a slick black suit outside LuXe who appears to be taking it down. Or... attempting to take it down. He doesn't really appear to know how to accomplish this gracefully, and finally he accidentally knocks the thing over in a way that makes it hit the ground face-first with a loud clap, and he straightens and sighs, rubbing a chrome hand over his face. ]
Great. Cool. I guess I see why they didn't carry these in the company store now.
WHERE Outside LuXe
WHEN Day 27 afternoon
[ Do you remember that 1.5 scale cardboard standee of Handsome Jack that's outside LuXe? Yeah you remember that. It's been there on and off. It definitely needed to be replaced after the zombie apocalypse, but Jack was never any less fond of it.
Now, though, there's a tall, skinny dude in a slick black suit outside LuXe who appears to be taking it down. Or... attempting to take it down. He doesn't really appear to know how to accomplish this gracefully, and finally he accidentally knocks the thing over in a way that makes it hit the ground face-first with a loud clap, and he straightens and sighs, rubbing a chrome hand over his face. ]
Great. Cool. I guess I see why they didn't carry these in the company store now.

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not even trying to disguise her snickering. finally, something amusing to alleviate all the weirdness of...whatever this place is.]
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instead, she's reaching for the chrome hand she saw, because that was cool and something new.]
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If it's waterproof, it's likely cleanable.
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Or... standing out here? I guess standing is more accurate, since it's a standee and everything.
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It'd depend on your definition of eyes.
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staring from afar because. no way. no way no way no way THIS KIND OF THING CAN HAPPEN?]
--Odasaku?
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Just kind of pauses and stares.]
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blinks ]
I feel as if I just saw you ...
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Find him yet?
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Plus there's like, 98% chance it's fire-retardant, and then I'd just look dumb.
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Would you like some help ... ?
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he looks sort of perplexed and sort of perturbed]
This seems like a weird way to attempt suicide.
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New management?
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Oh, shit, are we finally getting some coffee shop drama? I'm ready to be snitty as hell and deliver some lawsuit-worthy burns here.
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[ in case, you needed someone to be unhelpful. ]
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