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[omawari]

WHAT in person but also do whatever you want
WHERE the police station that was Always There, or maybe you're doing something else? idc.
WHEN day 24? morning....afternoonish?


[ Hello Quiet Mounds, this fine morning you're walking past a police station, it's always been there...? Maybe you just never noticed it before this! But regardless. It is here and doesn't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon.

If you happen to be passing by there are two young men standing outside of it setting up what looks like a nice and humble snack table. Cookies, other various snacks, refreshments.

There is a GRAND REOPENING sign on the front window somewhere.

So maybe you're coming to help yourself to some snacks? Maybe you're here to help yourself to snacks and meet these two people you may have never seen before in your life? Maybe you're also here to inquire where the fuck this police station came from before today?

.....or maybe you're doing something completely different! Up to you, Quiet Mounds!]

Comments

[yajuuza]

[ One of the young men is wearing A Classy Suit that is. Very hard to miss. Like it kind of hurts to look at. ]

You should've let me bring alcohol, what kind of reopening doesn't have alcohol?

[omawari]

It's morning, Aki.

[characterarc]

Drinking on the job makes you seem like an untrustworthy figure of authority~.

[ she says, in a somewhat deadpan but still slightly lilting tone of voice. there's paint splatters all over her clothes, but definitely not because she vandalizes shit. ]

[keijournal]

[One well put together young manager is stopping to give this a very unimpressed look]

You're kidding.

[omawari]

Nope, no jokes here.

[yajuuza]

What? You got something to say?

[supraliminally]

Kaito, even if you hate fun, you don't have to ruin this for the rest of us, you know.

[cw_underage]

Oh, my. It seems as if I had good timing arriving here!

[omawari]

Is that right? Well, welcome?

[supraliminally]

Oooooh, I haven't been arrested in a while. How exciting.

[yajuuza]

You actually wanna be arrested?

[cw_suicide]

Morning, officer.

[don't mind him. he's covered in bandages, is grossly hung over, and he's trudging his way into the station to put himself in a cell by himself. kthxbai.]

[omawari]

Good morning...?

[ Um, okay. Gonna follow you in here??? ]

[proficient_in_photoshop]

[Since it's been nothing but zombies and rain, Reigen is FINALLY moving a human-sized lumpy parcel from work to home. It is wrapped in opaque plastic and held with zipties, and covered in suspicious stains. It is slung over his shoulder.]

Shit, why does this have to be so heavy.

[yajuuza]

[ ... oh my god please don't let Tomoharu see you. ]

-Walk faster!

[andascholar]

[My ancient fantasy world doesn't have police stations, and buildings appearing out of nowhere is SUPER INTERESTING, so time to investigate.]

New arrivals?

[omawari]

Oh, not entirely new. We've been here for a while. We just didn't socialize too much.

[ Investigate away! ]

[splashofbourbon]

[enjoy this cowboy wandering past giving a sort of incredulous look to this whole set up]

Didn't know the boys in blue still did their thing round these parts.

[suckmyglock]

[this one is making a face like 'why does nobody tell me anything']

News to me.

[wrongstory]

[meanwhile in the doing something different camp

vincent is wandering basically everywhere he can think of with the most overwhelmed attitude possible. a Tizzy seems to be in the works]

[omawari]

[ well, forget all the police officer stuff, he's the kind of guy who would ask if people are okay anyways. ]

Sorry to bother you, but... are you all right?

[suckmyglock]

[there is a Detective in a suit with his holster and badge out for all to see gawking a bit]

... has this always been here?

[omawari]

It was here when I got here?

[ Mystery building, GO. ]

[giving100percent]

[came for cookies and snacks

a growing boy don't you know]

[omawari]

Good morning, please help yourself.

[foretasted]

Oh, how cute.

[said condescendingly, by this condescending asshole]

[omawari]

[ oh boy. ]

Is it cute?

[selfidentitytheft]

[stopping mid-stride, MY EYES, WHAT DO THEY SEE]

Dude, holy shit, I love everything about that suit.

[omawari]

[ if you're talking about aki's Loud suit: ]

Don't encourage him!

[asmashingsuccess]

[ the implications of the GRAND REOPENING of a police station are concerning. they are concerning. ] ... I don't think I've ever seen this type of building have a 'grand reopening'.

[suckmyglock]

The implications are worrying.

[2beautiful2live]

[FREE FOOD, YOU SAY, Orga wanders by, looking over the sign curiously]

A police station, huh... did you work here before..?

[yajuuza]

Yeah, but he closed up shop for a paint job.

[characterarc]

[ has a can of spray paint and just starts changing that into 'GRAND REAPINGS'

at least the spraypaint handwriting is good. ]

[omawari]

Nice handwriting.

[jumptheshark]

[this super tall guy with sharp teeth and lots of fins is leaning over with great interest]

Oh! What's this? Local delicacies?

[omawari]

[ you are very tall, and also a shark. ]

Something like that? Aki was in charge of snacks.

[ Jerking his thumb in the direction of the Loud Suit Wearing guy. ]

[appliedscience]

[Standing in front of the building, squinting at it with his arms crossed.]

...sure, why not.

[yajuuza]

You're not gonna complain about it too?

[wanpanjanai]

[Here's this guy, in a mall security outfit standing on a Segway.]

Woooow. There are real cops here.

[omawari]

[ You are probably the light of this day. ]

Sort of, maybe? Maybe I should be a mall cop.

[cannonbeauty]

Oh, congratulations!

[ That's the right thing to say, right? Even when you're Unsure about enforcement of any kind ]

[omawari]

[ no worries, Ueda is harmless....as many will come to find out. ]

Ah, thank you. Help yourself to some snacks if you like.