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WHAT a day
WHERE around
WHEN 82.

[it is a crisp winter day. there is a bit of snow on the ground.

also there are NPCs carrying boxes of pizza out for delivery just. everywhere. if they spot you and you are not yet carrying a pizza, they will probably try to deliver a pizza to you.

if you don't tip, you probably want to get a wedgie

pizza comes in many flavors, but is always square.]

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[This guy is just handing some dude $35.36 while also flailing his arms around like an idiot, babbling about something or other to the poor person who has to listen to him talk.]

...and then when you throw it like a frisbee, it's suppose to become a UFO with Donald McRonald and...!!

[Like ten seconds pass and somehow the conversation just swaps over to:]

You know there's something like shrimp heaven? I bet it's really delicious, don't you think so?

[Sounds pretty normal??]

[STORMS STRAIGHT UP TO HIM AND CUFFS HIM UPSIDE THE BACK OF THE HEAD]

[like with a full closed fist]

[okay it's a punch. he's punching you in the head.]

[ im just here to watch waver hit you ]

WAAAH!!

[falls over]

[i am being unfairly bullied?????????? i have done nothing wrong]

[ goodness gracious what is that loud child doing over there ]

[getting beaten up by a grandpa]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

Buying pizza!

...

Are you all right?

[steps on him]

Here. At all!

[A FOOD...! this new arrival will... stare longingly at the pizza, but ultimately refuse it. :( as he tells the delivery NPC, he needs to save his money for better supplies. "I can only survive with these amateur materials for so long", you may hear him saying.

following that exchange, the young man in question will approach--you! yes, you! and pose this question, as he flips open his sketchbook:]

Excuse me, could you stand still for a few moments? I'm trying to capture your essence.

[WAaaaaa]

I wanted to go to a cafe to see cute girls!!

[Being stepped on]

Teacher is angry at me . . .

... So it would, ah, seem.

[ Sorry you get a cranky vampire who is looking at you like ????? ]

My what?

[ has ended up with like a stack of 50 pizza boxes but no NPCs have give him a wedgie in fact they have delivered their pizza and then sort of just scattered.

he opens one and looks at it and then sets it aside to check another one. . . ]

[as he continues sketching, glancing back and forth between you and his book rapidly]

There, that expression. The shock, the anger, the utter bewilderment... what a perfect contrast.

Uh, sure, but can you do it quick?

[i have a free pizza i want to go home and eat it]

[tipping the NPCs, heck yes give me pizza]

Oh, whoa, nice, squares? You don't see that often.

You didn't have to come here to be doing that.

[blinks, mechanical eyes shifting to focus on him]

Right . . . here? Right now?

[slowly opening the pizza box he's holding]

[he takes a moment to make a frame with his fingers and peer at you through them, then resumes sketching]

Don't rush me. I won't be satisfied with shoddy workmanship, so just be patient.

Of course, that's the whole--

[he pauses, as the aroma of pizza reaches him, and his stomach rumbles slightly]

... if you're hungry, you can eat, but I still wish to draw you as soon as possible.

If my pizza gets cold, you're buying me a new one.

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