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[takehisheadoff]

WHAT the internet
WHERE tH e INternet
WHEN Day 180... AT NIGHT.

Anonymous
Is it deer hunting season yet?

Comments

un: nonpareil

[supraliminally]

If it was, hypothetically, what would you do about it?

Re: un: nonpareil

[takehisheadoff]

I'd love to participate! But I'm lacking all the supplies, sadly.

[supraliminally]

What supplies?

[takehisheadoff]

You know, guns, knives, deer.

[supraliminally]

So you want a gun. Okay. I can swing that.

What's it for?

[takehisheadoff]

Deer hunting, didn't I say?

[supraliminally]

Oh, I see. Sorry, my bad. I could probably get you a gun. Is this your first time hunting deer? I'd be a little concerned giving one to an amateur.

[takehisheadoff]

Oh no, I'm a deer hunting professional.

[supraliminally]

Really! That's so interesting. What's your highest scoring trophy?

[takehisheadoff]

Are you talking about weight or numbers?

[supraliminally]

The correct answer is a number.

[takehisheadoff]

At once?

[supraliminally]

A number of inches.

[takehisheadoff]

Herds, entire herds, you know?

[supraliminally]

Listen. I can understand why you might be reluctant to tell me what the gun is for. For one thing, it's probably for something nefarious. It's a gun, after all, isn't it?

[takehisheadoff]

I would only be nefarious if it was well deserved.

[supraliminally]

Well, exactly. Besides which, it's not like I really give a shit. I'm just curious.

[takehisheadoff]

All right, all right, you're twisting my arm. Murder.

[supraliminally]

Duh. What for?

[takehisheadoff]

Annoyances should be shot. . .?

[supraliminally]

Fair enough. What are they doing to annoy you?

[takehisheadoff]

Existing.

[supraliminally]

Don't be so vague. You want the gun, right?

[takehisheadoff]

Haven't you ever seen a person's face and decided they need to be shot?

[supraliminally]

A face?

Well, maybe. Faces are just faces, though. It's not like you look at someone and say, "the particular angle of that person's nose pisses me off, they should really just be shot."

Maybe if the face reminded you of someone else.