太宰治 ([personal profile] takehisheadoff) wrote in [community profile] quietmounds2018-01-03 07:39 am

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Is it deer hunting season yet?
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[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
If it was, hypothetically, what would you do about it?

[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What supplies?

[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
So you want a gun. Okay. I can swing that.

What's it for?

[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I see. Sorry, my bad. I could probably get you a gun. Is this your first time hunting deer? I'd be a little concerned giving one to an amateur.

[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Really! That's so interesting. What's your highest scoring trophy?

[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The correct answer is a number.

[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
A number of inches.

[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Listen. I can understand why you might be reluctant to tell me what the gun is for. For one thing, it's probably for something nefarious. It's a gun, after all, isn't it?

[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, exactly. Besides which, it's not like I really give a shit. I'm just curious.

[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Duh. What for?

[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair enough. What are they doing to annoy you?

[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be so vague. You want the gun, right?

[personal profile] supraliminally 2018-01-03 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
A face?

Well, maybe. Faces are just faces, though. It's not like you look at someone and say, "the particular angle of that person's nose pisses me off, they should really just be shot."

Maybe if the face reminded you of someone else.

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