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[starspangledman]

WHAT in person
WHERE Heavenly Grounds
WHEN 75!!

[So how do you feel about getting into the holiday spirit? Because with all that wine around from the Bingo victories someone's put a sign up outside Heavenly Grounds today advertising a ~holiday party~ There's festive decorations with mulled wine, hot toddies, spiked egg nog. You name it, it's there to get you plastered.

And I guess there's cookies and fruit cake and stuff too, but who needs food when there's drinking?]

Comments

[coldhand]

What kind of pets did you have on Asgard if you didn't have dogs?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[leans back.]

We have, had, pets, but not any animals that you would know...

[LOOKS DISTRAUGHT FOR A SECOND

then groans, rubs his whole face]

Ugh, damn it. No, okay, okay. We traded... okay. Never mind, they're not extinct, father traded them a few hundred years ago offworld in preparation for Ragnarok. Fenrir's tits, Barnes, you just about cursed me to do literally what you just described.

[coldhand]

Sorry. I didn't mean to. Should have known better than that.

[she rubs the back of her neck]

Maybe you should get a dog? It'd be good company.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[he laughs!!strained.]

That seems like a lot of responsibility. I'm saying that ironically, you see, due to how I'm a king now.

[coldhand]

I think you can handle it. Practice for when you get back to being a king.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[at least he steers back from maudlin to giggling]

Those are two completely unrelated responsibilities. Maybe like... a snake... I've always wanted a snake. But it seems a shame to keep them in a cage...

[coldhand]

So don't keep it in a cage? I guess I don't know what you do with snakes though.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[squints.]




I suppose I could ask the google about it.

[coldhand]

[clearing her throat to keep from laughing at that a little]

The google might know.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

Alright, but, Barnes! We were talking about how you should get a dog. Due to your incredibly adorable dog affection.

[coldhand]

It's not... [she frowns, brows drawing together] I didn't do anything adorable.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

I only mean, you have a, a natural, admirable care for other leaving creatures!

[coldhand]

Are you sure about that?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

Of course. I would describe the Hulk as adorable in some ways.

[coldhand]

Is the Hulk adorable?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

He can be. Sometimes. Briefly.

[coldhand]

You're the one who brought up him being adorable. I didn't do that.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[giggles]

You sounded so doubtful.

[coldhand]

I believe you. I just haven't met him.