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[starspangledman]

WHAT in person
WHERE Heavenly Grounds
WHEN 75!!

[So how do you feel about getting into the holiday spirit? Because with all that wine around from the Bingo victories someone's put a sign up outside Heavenly Grounds today advertising a ~holiday party~ There's festive decorations with mulled wine, hot toddies, spiked egg nog. You name it, it's there to get you plastered.

And I guess there's cookies and fruit cake and stuff too, but who needs food when there's drinking?]

Comments

[mistruths]

I don’t think the music is quite right for the dances we learned.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

I happen to have learned some mortal dances more suiting.

[mistruths]

Have you, now?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

Oh yes, it's very clever. It's very well ingrained with being drunk. So long as your movements are in time with the beat, it counts.

Say, were we to do this...

[he starts swaying them back and forth from behind, taking one hand.]

[mistruths]

[ sways with, his hips rolling gently ]

Does it still count if I’m not drunk?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[Listen. Thor's just doing a little flirty bar dancing. You gotta admit it is 1: easy and 2: hot]

Let's go with yes, but it's definitely easier if you are.

[mistruths]

I’d really rather not, but I’m still dancing aren’t I?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

Then you must be a natural.

[mistruths]

Oh, most certainly.

[ also he's been here fifty years with tony he's gone clubbing sometimes ]

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[the thought crossed Thor's mind. At least if he's super drunk he doesn't REALLY mind. He nuzzles Loki's neck, humming warm and drunkly shy (but hungry) into his ear.]

It's actually, a bit embarrassing... about your fighting skills...

[mistruths]

Hm? What about them?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[he groans, playing coy, like maybe he is actually catching his drunk self from saying something very embarrassing]

Shit, I'm so drunk. Never mind.

[mistruths]

[ tilts his head back to look at him ]

No, no. Now you have to tell me.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

I'll have to whisper. It's embarrassing. Scandalous.

[mistruths]

Thor. As the mortals say... Spill.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[groans. but he mutters into Loki's ear.]

Sometimes-- when you did it so effortlessly, it could hide in my bluster and rage-- you used to get me so maddeningly hard when you disarmed me with your knives.

[mistruths]

[ startled! and then laughs, blushing ]

Just how long have you been watching me?

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

Longer than my new, perfectly self-aware and wholly mature self can or wants to admit.

[mistruths]

[ oh my god???? hides his face with a hand, laughing ]

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

Oh, what. What. [hard to not be REAL SMUG to earn that beautiful laugh again though ///] I told you I was drunk.

[mistruths]

[fond]

You're ridiculous.

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[he hides his face against the side of Loki's neck.]

I know.

[mistruths]

[ covers thor's hand with his own as they sway in time to the music ]

[aahiyaaaaaa_ah]

[he's soooooo happy. He's beaming and flirtatious and SMUG. He basks in the moment.]


... Because I'm so self-aware, you see.

[mistruths]

Recently self-aware.