cannonbeauty: (揺るがない想いを胸に)
Jessica ([personal profile] cannonbeauty) wrote in [community profile] quietmounds2017-10-15 04:04 pm

[MINGLE] Enforced? Speed?? Dating???

WHAT in person
WHERE Anywhere
WHEN Day 59, All day long

A nametag/pet shaming sign/label of some kind has appeared on your person. You probably can't take it off. Even more inconveniently, you might find yourself stuck when you run into someone, especially if you don't know them.

Flyers are raining down with "helpful icebreakers" like, "Hi, do you like [ insert name of alcoholic beverage ] and getting caught in the [ insert type of meteorological disaster ]?" or "I'm looking for: [ A Master/A Servant/Bees??? ]"

Maybe it'd be a good way to make a connection. Or, if not, you could be unaffected and just going about your day.
gwisinbang: (038)

[personal profile] gwisinbang 2017-10-16 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Uh... hi. Do you like wine and getting caught in droughts?

[ Is... that how this works, he doesn't know. Also: his tag reads "Jaehyeon, ghost-hunting nerd". ]
uncleanspirit: (090)

[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-10-16 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hi. I'm Cheonil. I'm 607, born and raised in Korea but I've traveled all over, both widowed and divorced, no children. I work--or I used to--negotiating deals with people. I'm out of work because I'm here, not because I'm a slacker or anything, I'm a great provider.

I'm an Aquarius, blood type O, I like books, history, travel, music, dancing, fast cars, and I'm a bit of a thrill-seeker. I'm looking for someone open-minded, mature, and adventurous. I'm not sure I'm looking for a long-term committed relationship but I'm happy to see where a few dates could go.

[ He groans, putting his head in his hands. ]

I'm so sorry, I haven't been able to stop greeting people like that since this [ one of those stick-on name tags, hi, his name is Cheonil and he's a demon, it's Sharpied right on there ] appeared.
laqueus: (calico)

[personal profile] laqueus 2017-10-16 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[a nametag with a subtitle:

HELLO
my name is:
Pascal
and I am: an overdramatic faker

cool day.] This seems a little mean...
tytosmima: (Default)

[personal profile] tytosmima 2017-10-16 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ --oh

oh no

just puts a hand to his lips like. he's going to start laughing. ]
laqueus: (brilliantine)

[personal profile] laqueus 2017-10-16 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I have never done anything in my life to deserve this.

[the scribbled faker on his nametag glows red]
Edited 2017-10-16 02:01 (UTC)
tytosmima: (Default)

[personal profile] tytosmima 2017-10-16 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ OK. YEAH. immediately starts laughing. ]

Darling.
punchiest: (11)

[personal profile] punchiest 2017-10-16 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ "Ayer, age 15, seeking an older brother figure to date." ]

You wanna fight!?

[ maybe you should disregard the nametag before this kid punches you in the face. ]
clocked_out: (oh my god sally)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-10-16 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
["Sup, my name is Dave Strider and I need a hug."]

I don't—need one!!

[personal profile] ghostfromthemachine 2017-10-16 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ her nametag is a mostly illegible mess— you can maybe make out "Kaiko" (or 改子, depending on what language you read or even how you're looking at it), but the rest just looks like too many words have been written over each other to really make out without a lot of squinting.

...which you might get away with; she's too busy scowling at the tag and muttering crossly to herself to notice anyone else looking. or, uh, watch where she's going. ]

This is incredibly rude, what's the point of having a legal name if it isn't...
onetrickdog: (11)

[personal profile] onetrickdog 2017-10-16 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Akutagawa is giving his name tag the absolute most offended and scandalized look as he tries and fails to forcibly remove it. Tendrils of his coat try to pry it lose to no avail; they try to cover it only for the nametag to slip out of their grasp and reposition itself.

"Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, needs a single headpat at minimum.]
Edited 2017-10-16 02:14 (UTC)
cinnaponroll: (looks fine to me)

[personal profile] cinnaponroll 2017-10-16 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Nametag: "Tsuzuki, 90+, seeks desserts, master-less gods, and a committed partnership."

He covers it up with a hand hahaa awkward.]

...Well, I do love desserts...
clocked_out: (now were getting into meta not giving a)

[personal profile] clocked_out 2017-10-16 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Dude.
2beautiful2live: (pic#11488011)

[personal profile] 2beautiful2live 2017-10-16 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[hEY AKUTAGAWA

LOOK WHO IT IS

"Orga Itsuka, Looking to adopt"

Just

grins at him.]
punchiest: (09)

[personal profile] punchiest 2017-10-16 02:36 am (UTC)(link)

Wanna lose some teeth.

onetrickdog: (21)

[personal profile] onetrickdog 2017-10-16 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not giving you back your fucking alcohol.
2beautiful2live: awkward @ dw (pic#11487430)

[personal profile] 2beautiful2live 2017-10-16 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
["Orga Itsuka, looking to adopt"

Ignores the threat and pauses to read that nametag, amused]

Older brother figure...?
punchiest: (08)

[personal profile] punchiest 2017-10-16 02:38 am (UTC)(link)

Read somethin' else unless you want a black eye.

nihilmancy: (Angry)

[personal profile] nihilmancy 2017-10-16 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Hlasoh has a foul look on her face, most likely due to the sign that reads:

Hlasoh, 22, desperately lonely and depressed, thirsty for any recognition or affection.]


Tasteless.
Edited 2017-10-16 02:40 (UTC)
cinnaponroll: (question)

[personal profile] cinnaponroll 2017-10-16 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want one?
selfidentitytheft: (c26)

[personal profile] selfidentitytheft 2017-10-16 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[has a dozen nametags ("HI MY NAME IS KEI") stuck all over the front and back of his shirt. some of them have handy ID badge photos.]

Sure, okay, that's one way to do it.
Edited 2017-10-16 03:05 (UTC)
2beautiful2live: (pic#11499138)

[personal profile] 2beautiful2live 2017-10-16 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't you drink it with me if you want it that bad?
selfidentitytheft: (c24)

[personal profile] selfidentitytheft 2017-10-16 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[wearing a dozen nametags with pictures of his many different faces]

Desserts are uh, pretty great.
onetrickdog: (04)

[personal profile] onetrickdog 2017-10-16 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
What is wrong with you?