May. 19th, 2017

eforeveryone: (Side eye bitch)
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WHAT TIME GOES ON. TIME FOR ~SHOPPING~
WHERE The Mysterious Shopping NPCs, Who Are Everywhere, And Hiring
WHEN Day 3 (??)

[A tall strawbery blond is gesticulating at a figure who just whipped his coat open in front of him.]

You all look like streakers! Is this just your sense of humor? You like running up to people and whipping out non-perishable goods? And you're the better option somehow! I'm not hitting a kid!



[meanwhile, a short guy in a sexy bikini runs up to a child, socks it right in the face with no hesitation, picks up the fishing bait it drops, and runs back off to the lake.]